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May. 16th, 2006

06:15 pm

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Gregory Grim says:
Cheers
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
hey
Gregory Grim says:
*Itchs his eyebrow*
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
who is this?
Gregory Grim says:

~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
this isnt kristina....its morgan
Gregory Grim says:
Well perhaps you should have mentioned that...
Gregory Grim says:
I'm Sam
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
oh, ill try to remember that next time, hey
Gregory Grim says:
Cheers
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
kristinas at grahams party!!! i cant wait until they start going out, their adorable together
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
do you go to our school?
Gregory Grim says:
No, i'm all the way up in Wisconsin...Whenever Kristina needs someone to think for her...
Gregory Grim says:
She talks to me.
Gregory Grim says:
*snickers* That makes me sound so evil.
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
oh, so do you help her out with her cheerleading, dance, and gymnastics or something?
Gregory Grim says:
...No...Thinking...
Gregory Grim says:
You'd be amazed how many people find it very challenging to think...
Gregory Grim says:
Just think...
Gregory Grim says:
Thus the success of Religions.
Gregory Grim says:
...If I showed you somthing so amazing you couldn't believe it...couldn't explain it...And I explained it...You'd probably be very quick to believe.
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
no thanx hun, what i do on a daily basis is challenging enough, i dont need extra work
Gregory Grim says:
...So you're going to put off thinking for what?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
i am thinking about other things, such as cheerleading, dance, gymnastics, guys, and shopping
Gregory Grim says:
...and why do you choose those things?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
because their my life and my way of becoming popular enough to help kristina get class president prom queen and whatever else she wants to do
Gregory Grim says:
...So your life is based upon...improving the quality of living for Kristina?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
well, shes only every guys dream girlfriend and the girl everyother girl wants to be
Gregory Grim says:
...So you must...sacrifice yourself to make things even better for her?
Gregory Grim says:
In hopes of acheiving what?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
why be so complicating?
Gregory Grim says:
...This isn't really that complicated...
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
yes it is
Gregory Grim says:
...Well I could summarize it in probably 3 sentences.
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
i should be at the party with kristina and her future boyfriend, but im grounded for not making varsity
Gregory Grim says:
By whom?
Gregory Grim says:
Your parents?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
yeah
Gregory Grim says:
...*nods*...They grounded you for not making Varsity Cheerleading?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
kristina made varsity cheer, i made junior varsity
Gregory Grim says:
...Mind if I speak frankly?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
its not up to me
Gregory Grim says:
Its not up to you whether you mind?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
just say whatever u were going to say
Gregory Grim says:
Gladly, and please don't take this offensively.
Gregory Grim says:
But your parents deserve to be lined up, blind folded and shot.
Gregory Grim says:
Of course the sad thing is that in most cases kids take after their parents.
Gregory Grim says:
Tell me, do you plan on college?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
no they dont, me and kristina have been on the same cheerleading, gymnastics, and dance teams since we were 2 and now shes in varsity (of course every1 knew shed make it) and i made junior
Gregory Grim says:
So your parents grounded you for not being on the same team as the girl who seems to have the perfect life, which you dedicate your life to making better?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
your being stupid, they grounded me for not trying hard enough, and not practicing my full 3 hours everyday like im supposed to
Gregory Grim says:
...Perhaps instead of pushing you to practice cheerleading or gymnastics they should have encouraged more valuable life skills like...English, Mathmatics, or even so far as...Carpentry. Those are the jobs that will get you money in 5 years.
Gregory Grim says:
However Gymnastics and Dance are relatively low paying sectors of the economy.
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
i dont really care about math and all that
Gregory Grim says:
And why not?
Gregory Grim says:
Because you'd rather not think and let your parents decide the course of your life for you?
Gregory Grim says:
Which by the way without other people deciding everything for you is rather linear.
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
because my devotion for cheerleading is going to have to be even stronger now, so that i can make varsity next year
Gregory Grim says:
Why make varsity?
Gregory Grim says:
Because you're expected to?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
because i love cheerleading
Gregory Grim says:
Why do you love cheerleading?
Gregory Grim says:
I mean what about it.
Gregory Grim says:
The cheer...
Gregory Grim says:
The leading?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
everything, the guys coming to watch me at the competitions, the flips, and the short skirts
Gregory Grim says:
...Sounds like the guys must love you.
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
i have a boyfriend
Gregory Grim says:
...But still you enjoy the attention of other men?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
of course
Gregory Grim says:
You know when a guy is watching you cheer hes not admiring your form or skill or flips even...Hes oggling you...Undressing you with his eyes...How does that make your boyfriend feel?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
i dont know, and he doesnt mention it, so i really dont care
Gregory Grim says:
...What if it made him sad...Jealous? How would that effect your cheering?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
it wouldnt, there are other guys
Gregory Grim says:
So thats how much your boyfriend matters to you?
Gregory Grim says:
Hes...replaceable?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
we dont really like each other, we just pretty much keep up an act...we both have to have a boyfriend/girlfriend. its social suicide for us to be single
Gregory Grim says:
...So in other words you're lying to everyone you know because you're afraid they won't like you if you don't.
Gregory Grim says:
...Or let me rephrase that.
Gregory Grim says:
You're not good enough as it is?
Gregory Grim says:
As a human being you aren't...worthy of existing in this society?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
no, all cheerleaders (me) and football players (my boyfriend) has to have a "match"
Gregory Grim says:
...But why?
Gregory Grim says:
Because thats the way its always been?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
because thats the way its been since we were 6
Gregory Grim says:
...You were dating at 6?
Gregory Grim says:
I mean it seems to me like you have a problem...
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
well, not exactly dating, but our parents matched us up with a guy/girl and that was our "match until we were old enough to pick 1 ourselfs
Gregory Grim says:
...So your parents don't think you're...old enough to make your own desicions?
Gregory Grim says:
Your parents again deserve to be shot.
Gregory Grim says:
...Multiple times
Gregory Grim says:
...In non-lethal areas...
Gregory Grim says:
...Seems to me you and your parents have issues.
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
no we do not! most jocks dont talk this way
Gregory Grim says:
...Jock?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
u r a jock! right?
Gregory Grim says:
Do most jocks talk this way?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
not the ones i know
Gregory Grim says:
Most jocks are too predisposed with sex and sports to even articulate a complete sentence.
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
im guessing your not a jock?
Gregory Grim says:
No
Gregory Grim says:
What gave you that idea?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
kristina doesnt talk to any guys but jocks
Gregory Grim says:
...And me...
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
well, thats not right!
Gregory Grim says:
...Its not right?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
no, all of her guy friends and x boyfriends are jocks! and really really hot
Gregory Grim says:
... ...So she can't talk to anyone whos not a jock?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
dont you know, your not supposed to associate with people outside your social group
Gregory Grim says:
...Why not?
Gregory Grim says:
Social suicide?
Gregory Grim says:
...With all honesty, the way you talk about her...I don't think she has to worry...Shes the guy all girls want to be, and all guys want.
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
yes and geeks and nerds dont even speak a language that we can understand
Gregory Grim says:
You mean they speak...Proper English?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
they speak wierd
Gregory Grim says:
...Thats called English...
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
and theyre too afraid to stand up for themselves
Gregory Grim says:
...Against whom, the jocks?
Gregory Grim says:
Who in the face of not knowing how to proper come back to an insult will instead resort to violence?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
i know that the other groups can be mean to them but the dont have to take it, they could fight back
Gregory Grim says:
Could they?
Gregory Grim says:
...Let me ask you a question.
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
yes, of course the cheerleaders wouldnt fight, but the guys could always do it for us
Gregory Grim says:
If everyone picked on you...and the cheerleaders...No one liked you. Would you fight back?
Gregory Grim says:
What would it acheive?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
i wouldnt fight back, id get all the guys to do it, i wouldnt want to get a black eye or anything
Gregory Grim says:
No...They hate you too.
Gregory Grim says:
Infact...They hate you so much, that they take you out behind the school and beat you regularly...
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
thats their problem, atleast we have enough courage to tell them we hate them
Gregory Grim says:
...If you said you hated them...They'd beat you more...
Gregory Grim says:
They'd probably knock your teeth out.
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
if anyone ever touched me all the guys would be on them
Gregory Grim says:
...No no you don't understand...
Gregory Grim says:
This isn't as you are now...
Gregory Grim says:
Its if all the cheerleaders instead were the socially rejected.
Gregory Grim says:
The beaten
Gregory Grim says:
and the abused.
Gregory Grim says:
And the guys hated you too...
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
omg, i would never hit anyone, i might break a nail
Gregory Grim says:
...I think you're joking most of the time...
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
why would i joke about something like this?
Gregory Grim says:
Because you're so intellectually retarded.
Gregory Grim says:
Quite frankly, in a realistic sense you're also socially retarded.
Gregory Grim says:
Because you can't properly interact with different types of people.
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
omg, i cant believe you said that, i dont know how kristina can stand you
Gregory Grim says:
Kristina is actually a great deal more intelligent than you.
Gregory Grim says:
You are probably the third least intelligent person I know with the exception of two people who thought Australians didn't speak English...and um they lived in Australia.



I wanted to go down to Texas and beat the shit out of this girl.

Gregory Grim says:
...You're in what grade?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
8th
Gregory Grim says:
...Well watch out when you get into 9th...Cause Algebra is gonna rape you in the ass if that confused you even remotely.
Gregory Grim says:
...*sighs*
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
thats y i have friends, they do my work for me
Gregory Grim says:
...You're not gonna learn anything that way.
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
i dont care

~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
prostitutes arent that bad
Gregory Grim says:
So you wouldn't mind selling your body for money?
~Happy B-Day Wesley!~ says:
not really
Gregory Grim says:
...You're a hoe bag.